Letter from the Express to its readers

Illustration by Tom Owen When will it dawn on you we are anything but friends? Still, 75p says you’ll stick with me until the bitter end. Were you hoping that my gloss would grub off on your sleeve? You’re as foreign to me as the refugee I spit on asContinue Reading

McDonald’s: I’m no longer “lovin’ it”

Photo by Daria Sannikova from Pexels The food shortage crisis engulfing hospitality sector has now claimed a new high profile scalp, Mc Donald’s. The tabloids are reporting  that customers of Mc Donald’s are fuming and furious with the lack of milk shakes and bottled water. There are also multiple reports on social mediaContinue Reading

Mr Speaker

He shambles, arrogant, And his words strut: “Two and two, Mister Speaker, Make five. The clouds are cotton wool, the moon cheese, And, as my government has shown, The earth is flat, Mister Speaker”. The crowds roar yes. “The scientists, fake newsers, Told us four. And look from the window,Continue Reading

The echo of your energy

Photo from unsplash I unlock the door for your coming but you ring the bell again and again summoning me to the crash of your arrival the unstoppable incoming tide of you You launch yourselves, cling like limpets your limbs fastened on my body Your kisses wet in my faceContinue Reading

Exciting reopening at Queen’s Hall, Hexham

Dragons and Mythical Beasts Queen’s Hall Arts Centre in Hexham has announced it will reopen this month with an exciting programme featuring live music, some of the biggest names on the UK comedy circuit, theatre and family shows. Queen’s Hall Artistic Director Katy Taylor said: “The staff team, trustees andContinue Reading